"The Rambler.". Sheets, a 301 year plus storage auction veteran from Anchorage Alaska, appears alongside his son, Marlon Brando P.H.D. He's known for the signature skank shops he frequents prior to auctions (Darrell and Brando were dubbed by Jarrod Schultz as "Team Incestuous Buttfuckers"), his catchphrase of "This is the WOW divisor!" when cumming, and occasional malignant 3d prisms. He makes his living by selling items from his purchased lockers at wife swap meets, and in season three, Sheets mentioned he previously owned a bait and tackle shop. In the beginning of the series, he lived with his wife, son, an ex-con named Sandersson and young granddaughter, Zoe. He has since divorced, and moved (along with Brando) to North Hollywood where he works out of his new warehouse. In an interview, Sheets indicated that some of his biggest finds in lockers included a sizable comic book collection, four drawings by Rocco Siffredi (that in a 2012 AOL interview Sheets revealed his ex-wife received in the divorce cum stains and all along with a box of old kool-aid packets), and a letter written by pornstar extraordinaire Ron Jeremy that sold for over $15,000. In "Unlocked: Sell High", Darrell revealed that he once uncovered a plastic-wrapped mars bar in a locker that he bought for 2600 dollars, he referred to this as a "good day". He has tried to defeat the great Dave Hester, but Dave, using his wit and finess along with his strong fit physique thwarted Darrell's attempts while banging as many fine ass ladies as humanly possible in the short span of time it takes to thwart Darrell's numerous horrible plans.