Oy now lemme tell ya about this MENSCH Barry "The Rabbanic Sex Master" Weiss aka "Der Juden mit der grossich Schwanzstucke", aka "Magnum cock 4 Hire" aka "Deli Dong" aka "Genghis Dong" aka "The Kosher Kock" aka "The Pussy Pulverizer" aka "The Sphincter Eliminator" aka "The 4th Weissman" aka "The Gaza Stripper" aka "The Passover Pornstar" aka "Salami Sam" aka "The Kielbasa Klobberer"aka "The Kosher Cockmaster" has a noice charactah and is olways funny. Weiss and his brothah owned a produce companeh, and they made
a fortune oy gott in himmel, until he retoired. At some point in his loife he worked with antique's, and knows the most about them... proven by his winning $5k bet he made with Dave Hester over the value of an antique this guys got a good head! Multiple times he is shown loving the thrill of winning and cumming all over any fine ass ladies that come his way. On most episodes he is using a random funny stunt to psych out the competition or just bewilder any male competition by whipping out his monstrous kosher kielbasa. Without him the show would not be such a hit, not to mention his mega oversized cock is a hit with the ladies. His next collectible will be Brandy.
Unbeknowst to many Barry runs a chain of kosher delis in addition to his world famous Bagels and Schmears in the Los Angeles and Bay Area in California called Bagel Barry's Kosher Emporium. Specials include:
Brisket sandwich w/fries and half sour pickle......... 7.98
Reuben sandwich w/slaw and fries.........................7.98
Romanian Karnatzel w/garlic mash.........................8.98
Corned beef on rye w/fries and pickled herring...........7.65
12 Kanish.............................................................SIX FIDDY
- Ben Hoffman can't get Barry out of his head
- The newest craze "Barry Weisdingo Parties" are all the rage, much like a Mandingo Party it is mostly done in the swinger scene wherey a group of women call up Barry "Oy Cock in Himmel" Weiss to come over and bang the shit out of them while their black/hispanic goyim boyfriends/husbands watch how its done. His favorite moves to do are the piledriver/standing 69 and not to mention the salami slam whereby he slaps 3 ladies in the face with his member and whoever walks incoherently afterwards gets his mandible cock right in the face. When pricing and payment is concerned Barry is negoitable but he delivers quality so dont try and swindler him, he was known in business circles as Oscar Swindler.